Things

YOU DECIDED TO ADD A THING TO COMPLIMENT YOUR SOCK INVESTMENTS!

WHAT A SAVVY INVESTOR YOU ARE!

BOLSTERING YOUR SOCK PORTFOLIO WITH THINGS IS A PROVEN TECHNIQUE AND YOUR DECISION TO INVEST IN THIS THING WILL SURELY PAY OFF.

THINGS HAVE PROVEN TO BE VERY POPULAR OVER THE LONG TERM, SO IT’S A VERY SAFE INVESTMENT.