You are walking through a thick fog, silence surrounds you. You continue, slowly, so as to not collide with the unseen. You hear nothing but your heart beat, steady and rhythmic. Buh domp, buh domp, buh clip, buh clop, wait, is that the sound of hooves? Where is it coming from is it from the left? You turn around, nothing. It sounds like it's coming from the right, you turn again, nothing.
The noise stops, replaced by heavy breathing, a quick snort. You feel it on the back of your neck. Hairs bristling, you turn around, slowly, no idea what has approached you in this visual void.
For the first time in a while you see something other than white. Through the thick fog you see a stark white equine silhouette radiating what can only be described as a pastel rainbow and atop its head a single horn emitting blinding, pure light.
Squinting your eyes, you can juuuust see that this creature, which you can only describe as a unicorn, is wearing socks? Look, it's a unicorn, the socks aren't the weirdest part of this experience.
Opt for a longer term investment, these socks have 60% extra length before you even stretch them (80cm vs 50cm for our over knee range).
Top collar circumference is 18 - 45cm, please measure your thighs first, they won't fit everyone!
